First up: If you are wondering what to wear with last years hoodie and combats to update your look for this fall, JCrew has just the thing for you.
I present the Seine Vest. This beauty can be yours for a mere $650.00:
Supposedly it is made out of chiffon...but it looks like feathers to me. In fact, I think it just looks like a big pile of bird poo!
But, I am sort of convinced it would look kind of fabulous with this lovely confection.......please not the sarcasm.
Can you believe this hot mess cost $1800??? Combined with the above vest you can have the honor of looking like a half plucked toilet paper wrapped chicken for the bargain price of $2500.
Ummmm......yeah....future final sale!!
(My hope is they only made like two of each of these pieces...in which case they will probably be at the next Sample sale:)