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Saturday, June 13

Fergie.....you'll poke your eye out!!!!

Dear Fergie:

You may long for the days when you drove a mustang....but, you're rich! This is obvious you may say, you are multi-platinum selling recording artist. And, I'm pretty sure you have a clothing line...which brings me to my point......WTF....seriously, WTF, is this:




Ummm...where to start, the black jeans and boots (not pictured, I saw the performance this morning on the Today show...I think) are okay, even fashionable. But as we move above your waist, WTF is that girdle/S&M belt/brassiere that you are wearing??!!?!?! All you need is a pair of wings attached and you could be in a goth Victoria's secret fashion show. Your shirt....well, to be honest, while cute, it just doesn't go...not even a little...with the rest of the outfit!? I have a similar shirt and wear it with tailored shorts or under a business suit, and I always wear my bra under it. And, finally, yes, finally.....what in the sam-hill H-E-double hockey stick is that thing on your arm/fingers. I love Edward Scissorhands...Freddie Kreuger, not so much....but they wore this accessory well, you my dear, DO NOT!!!! Your arm looks like something out of a Tim Burton Halloween movie. So, dear Fergie, this brings me to my first and final point....your rich, GET A STYLIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Love ya!


J.


6 comments:

  1. Is that weird or what??? Maybe she is trying to be an Icon....

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  2. OH I just saw bellow your new post about the Skinny Bitch Book. Did you buy it? I just finished to read mine. I love that book. Yes, it's a little extreme for me...but the contest it's very helpful. Did you get the Skinny Bitch Journal?

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  3. Okay...Fergie is a freak. I just don't like her style at all. I mean, she probably is just the nicest person, but man...hard to tell from her tough-as-nails exterior...(and this is coming from someone who LOVES Jillian from the Biggest Loser).

    OOTD: I have the Skinny Bitch book. I like it, but right now (I am still nursing) I can't follow their advice. That said, I can adjust some of my eating habits to be more like what they recommend...I eat more fresh produce (esp. in the summer) and try to limit my meat intake. I will NEVER be able to limit milk and cheese, though...that is where I draw my line...

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  4. love the edward scissorhands and fergie kruger comments. tooooo funny.

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  5. Fergie wore those nails on an American Idol performance that was quite awesome...check it out on youtube!

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  6. Yikes. Nice...costume, I hope? Still scary, though.

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